| Author | Year | Venue |
| Anthony Marriott and Alistair Foot | 1981 | Brewhouse Theatre 26th – 30th May 1981 |
| Character | Actor |
|---|---|
| Cyril Alcock | Patrick Sanders |
| Monica Johnson | Nila Snazell |
| Yvonne Wilby | Nicky Smythe |
| Melanie Sinclair | Freda Storey |
| Bernard Lockwood | Neville Burbridge |
| Nigel Pitt | John Reynolds |
| Sir Lindsay Cooper | Chris Pollard |
| Lady Cooper | Beryl Morris |
| David Prosser | Bob Hudson |
| Andrew Grey | Colin Craggs |
| Audrey Grey | Elizabeth Palmer |
| Photographer | Howard Wander |
| Isabel | Angela Widgery |
| Role | Name |
|---|---|
| Directed by | Pat Hudson |
| Stage Manager | Kathy Lashbrook |
| Assistant Stage Manager | Rose Sweeting |
| Lighting | Martyn Trott |
| Lighting | Bill Perry |
| Sound | Allen Broom |
| Properties | Pip Maclean |
| Properties | Felicity Matthews |
| Wardrobe | Julie McLatchie |
| Prompt | Margaret Golding |
| Set Design and Construction | Patrick Sanders |
| Assisted by | George Lashbrook |
| Assisted by | Betty Reynolds |
| Black Gang | Paul Betty |
| Black Gang | Richard Burroughs |
| Black Gang | Peter Hotchkiss |
| Black Gang | George Lashbrook |
| Black Gang | John Lock |
| Black Gang | Arthur Neal |
| Black Gang | Alan Norman |
| Black Gang | Betty Reynolds |
| Black Gang | David Watson |
| Black Gang | Nigel West |
| Special Effect organ music | Eileen Thorpe |
| Pipe Rack and Hip Flask | James Coker |
| Publicity Artistic Drawing | Doreen Lewis-Smith |
| Furniture | Thelma Wander |
| Telephone | British Telecom |
| Pyjamas | Debenhams |
| Camera | Grays Camera Shop |
| For making a personal appearance and allowing us to give him some rough treatment | Teddy |