| Author | Year | Venue |
| Ray Cooney | 2001 | Brewhouse Theatre 27th – 31st March 2001 |
| Character | Actor |
|---|---|
| Jean Perkins | Annette Balaam |
| Henry Perkins | Arthur Cummins |
| Sgt Davenport | John Burbery |
| Bill | Ray Court |
| Betty Johnson | Nikki Court |
| Vic Johnson | Mark Dawson |
| Sgt Slater | Mike Flatley |
| Mr Big | Tony Beaven |
| Role | Name |
|---|---|
| Director | Mike Linham |
| Stage Manager | Ron Roberts |
| DSM | Sandra Young |
| ASMs | John Fidell |
| ASMs | Tony Beaven |
| Lighting design and operation | Martin Peters |
| Sound | Martin Peters |
| Set Design/Construction | Ray Court |
| Costumes | Nikki Court |
| Props | Alexandra (Sasha) Neklesa |
| Props | Ruth Tremayne-Smith |
| Prompt | Joy Reason |
| Production Secretary | Sandra Young |
| Production Photos | Mark Dawson |
| Publicity | Nicola Webley |